Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other “Is it just me, or does this taste funny?”

And in Manchester this weekend, you can pick up litter or you can swap seeds…

Sunday 11th 10:30 am Scrub removal on the Hardy Farm SBI with Friends of Chorlton Meadows. Meet: Jackson’s Boat Bridge Note: Jackson’s Boat pub car park is for pub customers only. Please park either at the Sale Water Park Visitors’ Centre or in the Chorlton Green area and walk from there). If you have any questions, please e-mail Dave Bishop davegbishop@aol.com or phone 0161 881 6276

Sunday 11th, 2pm to 4pm, Transition Moss Side are doing a seed swap at the Cranswick Triangle. See here for more details.