Category Archives: Something for the Weekend

Something for the Weekend 13 July 2012 #Manchester #Climate

Went to a cannibal’s dinner party the other night, but was quite late (thanks TfGM!!). When I got there the host was really embarrassed. He said “I’m sorry, everybody’s eaten.”   And this weekend, there are events at Hulme Community … Continue reading

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“Something for the Weekend” Sat 29th June #Manchester #climate

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Chop off his nose! And for any Animal Rights activists who are not amused – Richard Leese told me this joke over a pint last night. True story. Right, two events this … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 31 May 2013 #Manchester #Climate

Q: How soon does a Swede know he’s a Swede? A: The day he is Bjorn! And this weekend… Friday 31st Critical Mass bike ride. Starts at Manchester Central Library, 6pm And if you know any jokes of the high standard … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 17 May 2013 #Manchester #Climate

what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot And this weekend… Sat 18th, 7.30pm Green Kumbh Yatra at Gita Bhavan Hindu Temple, 231 Withington Rd. And if you know any jokes of the high standard we’ve used so far, please submit … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 4 May 2013 #Manchester #Climate

How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots. And this weekend.. Sunday 5th, 11-4pm Drop by the Shakespeare House to help dig, plant and generally restore the community allotments there. The event is organised by Manchester Muslim … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 27 April 013 #Manchester #Climate

To start you off a bad joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter. And this weekend… Friday 26th, 6pm  Critical Mass bike ride. Starts at Manchester Central Library, 6pm Sat … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 19 April 2013 #Manchester #Climate

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. And this weekend…   Friday 19th, 6pm to 9pm  Launch of “Ecohome” project at Madlab   Friday 19th, 7.30pm – 2am Envirolution fundraiser Night & Day Cafe, … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 12 April 2013 #Manchester #Climate

Police are warning of a new drug epidemic in Yorkshire.  People are placing ecstasy tablets above their front teeth and sucking on them.  E-by-gum. And this weekend… Saturday 13th  10am – 6pm. Northern Vegan Festival will take place in Sachas … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 22 March 2013 #Manchester #Climate

Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom. And this weekend… Friday 22 Friends of the Earth meeting ‘Energy We Can All Afford’, Cheadle Hulme Methodist Church with local MP Mark Hunter, Donna Hume from national … Continue reading

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Something for the Weekend 15 March 2013 #Manchester #Climate

Asked the Librarian for that book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat – she said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not. (via Brian Candeland) And this weekend… Friday 15th March Green Economy, Green … Continue reading

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