Weird experience the other day. Was sat in the dentist’s awaiting my turn in the chair of doom when this confused looking guy came in and said to the receptionist.
“Can you help, I think that I am a moth.”
She was very polite and said. “Did you see the sign on the door that said ‘Dentist’? Not ‘psychiatrist’, but ‘Dentist.’
“Yes,” he admitted.
“Well, why did you come in?”
“I saw the light on.”

And this weekend…

Sun 5, 10:00am until 1:00pm Bloomers Sunday Bike Ride for wimmin
Pedal MCR, Platt Fields Park
A bike ride out into the countryside for wimmin.
We shall ride mostly on quieter roads/lanes around Cheshire.
Bring bikes, picnic, waterproofs, tools (if you have them)
This isn’t mega fast paced or super hilly but road/touring/hybrid bikes would be more suitable. We’ll only go as fast as the slowest rider- this ride is all about F U N
This ride is weather permitting- if it’s pouring down we won’t be bothering! So please text in the morning to confirm you’re coming and to check if we’re still on. Also, if we receive no texts we’ll assume noone is coming!
All wimmin welcome!

Sun 5th, 10:30 am – 1:30 pm Butterfly walk with local butterfly expert, Peter Hardy. Meet: Ivy Green car park on Brookburn Road, Chorlton (opposite Bowling Green pub)
via Friends of Chorlton Meadows