To get your weekend off to a start- a bad joke.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

And this weekend…

Well, there’s nothing much on that we know about. So if you know of weekend events that are about “climate” (and that includes food growing, or cycling or whatever), then let us know and we can include them in future “Something for the Weekend”s…

And if you know any jokes of the high standard we’ve used so far, please submit ’em.