To get your weekend off to a start- a bad joke.
Q. What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
A. Mascarpone.

And this weekend…
Sat 8, 1pm Peaceful Protest @ Alexandra Park to stop the felling of 400 trees against strong public opposition.
Tell your family and friends, your neighbours and your community. Bring banners, bring goodwill – together we can make our voices heard!
Meet near the park gates on Alexandra Rd South and Claremont Rd.
www.savealexandraparkstrees.wordpress.com
Email: savealexandraparkstrees@hotmail.com
Twitter: @SaveAPTrees
Facebook.com/Save Alexandra Parks Trees
Action Group Tel: 07757 639 668
And if you know any jokes of the high standard we’ve used so far, please submit ’em.

Do you know, they have felled the trees in the Peace Garden, St. Peter’s Square. Are there any mature trees left in Manchester?