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It is too hot to do any work, warn experts
LEADING scientists have warned Britons not to attempt doing any work today.
Over the past week the weather had been hot to the extent that work was possible but extremely difficult.
However temperatures will today pass the tipping point beyond which work is no longer possible.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “You cannot work in this. No way.
“Even if you’ve got all the windows open and a fan going. And air conditioning doesn’t really work, it makes the air really stuffy and germy.
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