Before I breach their copyright and get a letter from Lord Gnome’s learned friends (I believe it’s Peter Carter Ruck these days, yes?), I should point out that it’s a fantastic publication, Ian Hislop is an Adonis and you can – and should – subscribe here.

Now, on with the theft;

From issue 1346

Six days ago MCFly wrote to Ms Berger asking for a comment. Other than the standard “Your email has been received, and will receive a response as soon as possible” there has been nowt back.