Scientific* study predicts 2016 #Manchester #climate conference will be 10 minutes long, in a pub

A peer-reviewed scientific study (1) has shown that a future city-wide climate conference will be ten minutes long, held in a favourite councillor wateringhole, and organised earlier in the afternoon via social media.

keelingcurvespoof-page001The study’s author, Marc Hudson (BA, BSc, PITA) told MCFly  “The first stakeholder conference, in 2010 was a day long, and there was about 140 days notice.  They’ve been getting shorter, with less and less notice. The latest one is 3.5 hours, and has only been given six weeks notice.  Once you take out people turning up late, getting a coffee and finding toothpicks to prop their eyes open while the keynote speaker delivers predictabilities, it’ll pretty much be time to slink off home.”

Asked about the methodology of his study, Professor (2) Hudson told MCFly, “We did a regression analysis and split-strike conversion strategy. Our results are startling – the 2016 conference may well be a ten-minute schmooze in a pub with the a couple of Environment Strategy Team interns and the deputy Executive Member for the Environment.”

Contacted via ouija board, Charles Keeling, the American scientist whose work on the rising levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide got his fellow scientists changing their trousers about human greenhouse gas emissions, told MCFly “Man, I cannot tell you how glad I am not to be around to see the fugly mess that’s coming. And you guys in Manchester have really fumbled the ball.  I kinda embarrassed for you.”

The Steering Group was not reached for comment at time of going to press.

Marc Hudson

mcmonthly@gmail.com

Footnotes

(1) Mr Hudson has a BSc (Hons). That, sort of, makes him a scientist.  He collected some data, and copy and pasted a graph.  That’s sort of science-y.  His co-editor, whom he considers his peer, reviewed it.  QED.

(2) Inflation, eh. What can  you do?

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Upcoming Event: “Evil Energies” Jan 29th, 8am at John Rylands #Manchester #climate

This event may be fun! Sign up here.

evilenergiesBreakfast at Rylands
Sustainability, coffee, discussion.

EVIL ENERGIES?

As part of the University of Manchester’s Knowledge Exchange Hub for Environmental Sustainability, we are hosting a series of cafe events – Breakfast at Rylands. Through discussion and debate we will highlight some of the key knowledge assets and research projects related to environmental sustainability and identify some innovative solutions to the key sustainability challenges faced by city partners and others.

In the face of runaway climate change, are we all being a little too precious about what we will or won’t accept in terms of future energy generation? Even as the ink dries on Britain’s new Energy Bill, the controversy continues. As we strive to keep the lights on, cars moving and carbon emissions on a downward curve one thing is consistent: there’s no shortage of debate around new energy options. Nimby’s hate onshore wind turbines. Greenies hate glowing rods of radiation. Most people, apart from Blackpool’s economic development team, think fracking sounds like a uniquely bad idea. And everyone ignores the poor relation that doesn’t feature any shiny boys toys, energy efficiency.

This 90 minute debate will examine, without prejudice, the full range of options being examined and would seek to blow some myths out of the water and look at what really are our most sustainable energy options ending with a ‘choose your future energy mix’ interactive poll.

Programme:
8am – Arrival and breakfast
8.30 – Introductions
8.35 – Provocations
9.00 – Discussion
9.30 – Close

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#Manchester #climate nuggets Jan 21st 2013; of #aviation, #macf and #fracking

Hi all,

don’t forget to sign up for the right to maybe be considered a suitable attendee at the “Stakeholder” “conference” (three and a half hours is just a long meeting, really), on Monday 4th March.    And if you want to get involved in Manchester Climate Monthly, you know where to find us…

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Arwa Aburawa and Marc Hudson

Coming up this week

Mon 21st, 6.30 to 9pm Climate Survivors monthly meeting Phil and Katherine’s home, Levenshulme (contact them via website)

Tuesday January 22nd, 10.30-13.00 Manchester City Council Environmental Strategy Programme Board meeting. Room 2.02 One First Street.  Open to the public? I’m sorry, you must have mistaken this Local Authority for one that is genuinely interested in transparency and democratic engagement!

Thu 24, 7pm to 8.30pm Manchester Friends of the Earth climate campaign meeting
An extra climate subgroup meeting at which we’ll be planning next steps on the Clean British Energy campaign and our local campaign to engage businesses with Manchester’s climate change plan, A Certain Future.   If you’d like to join us, please text Ali on 07786 090520 so we know to expect you. Green Fish Resource Centre, 46-50 Oldham St, Manchester M4 1LE

Friday 25th 11-6.30pm  Friends Meeting House OPEN DAY
“You probably know that we’ve in the midst of some major changes here at the Friends Meeting House in Central Manchester.  The end of the building work is now in sight… and it’s looking great! In a few weeks’ time we’ll have some fantastic new meeting rooms, a much more accessible building, and a much more sustainable and eco-friendly one too. We’d love to show you what we’ve done, and our fabulous new facilities …  so we’re holding an open day.  Friday 25th January 2013 …pop in any time between 11am and 6.30pm.  We’ll ply you with tea and cake, and our team will be available to chat and show you round.”

Stories you may have missed on the MCFly website

Local news

Manchester City Council flogs some of its stake in Manchester Airports Group so MAG can… buy Stansted Airport.  Fortunately, that has nothing to do whatsoever with the city’s moral culpability for carbon emissions, nosiree.

Fracking in Salford?  Perfectly safe

National news
The UK is trying to water down (ho ho) proposed regulations on Arctic drilling. I defy you to make this stuff up.

International news
Adios Two Degrees” says a former Met Office boss, at (yet) another international conference…

Things to read while the algae grows on your fur

Five Reasons Why Urban Farming is the most important movement of our time

http://sharpedgetrip.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/norwich-58-manchester-er.html

“A bright future for Kindling Trust

http://savealexandraparkstrees.wordpress.com/2013/01/15/biodiversity-masterplan-now-complete/

Denialist #epicfail – Koch brothers’ funded study finds global warming is happening after all. Who knew?

Richard Leese now on Twitter – @SirRichardLeese

Where there’s muck there’s brass!
From insider news north west “A Cumbrian business set up by father and son farmers and a renewable energy developer has received investment from CO2Sense to develop an onsite anaerobic digestion (AD) plant. Farmers Phillip and James Stanley identified AD technology as a means to diversify their farm business and generate an additional income stream.
The new company, called Stanley Renewable Energy, has been set up in partnership with North Yorkshire AD specialist JFS & Associates to build, own and operate the plant.”

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Grow #food! – “Do you want to be a commercial organic grower for Greater #Manchester?”

We have grabbed this post below from the Kindling Trust website.(1) Please forward the info on to anyone who might even be vaguely interested…

Trainee on last years horticulture course.
Do you want to be a commercial organic grower for Greater Manchester?

Join us for a 5-day FREE Commercial Horticulture Course in February/March 2013
Make the most of an amazing training opportunity to learn how to set up an organic food growing business from the growers themselves, this Spring. We have a growing market for organic local food, an amazing network of support and training straight from the field – what’s stopping you?!

We are in the unusual position in Greater Manchester, of having a market for local organic produce that actually pays the cost of production, not the volatile market prices! But we need more crops, and therefore more organic commercial growers local to Greater Manchester.

To try and address this, and grow more growers to supply the likes of Manchester Veg People, Unicorn Grocery and Dig Food, we are running a unique five day course for people who are interested in starting up a market garden/veg growing business.

The course, is being organised as part of Kindling’s Greater Manchester Land Army and Big Dig projects and is being taught by the experts themselves on their farms with: Jenny Griggs of Climate Friendly Food at Fir Tree Farm, Glebelands City Growers and Moss Brook Growers.
The training will run on five consecutive Saturdays  starting on the 16th February with the last date being the 16th March and will involve 2 additional placement days at local organic farms (week days if possible so you are practicing what you learn during the course)
The course will cover the key areas for setting up and running an organic food growing enterprise, including:

  • Introduction to setting up a commercial veg production enterprise e.g. legal, records, H&S, working with volunteers, seed sowing schedule.
  • Understanding and maintaining soil fertility (a foundation of organic veg production)
  • Commercial small scale market gardening – focusing on plant propagation and salad leaf production
  • Field scale veg production
  • Pests and diseases.
  • Machinery maintenance
  • Finances and running a small business/co-operative

Anyone interested in becoming a commercial organic grower for Greater Manchester, who can commit to all the days of the course (including the two placements days – though dates for these can be negotiated), can apply for a place on the course.
We also hope to have organised access to land, in a supported environment, that you will be able to start renting to grow on as soon as you finish the course. We are really serious about getting more people into commercial scale growing, and we are looking to support people who are serious about doing it too!
This course is free (Funded through our Big Dig and Land Army projects), but a deposit of £50 will be required (which will be returned to you on completion of the course and placement days). You will also need to pay for your own transport costs to the sites (though car share can be organised between the participants).
Places on this training are limited so please get in touch now to avoid disappointment.

To book your place please contact helen@kindling.org.uk or call 0161 226 2242 (in the new year)

(1) We’re not being paid to, or asked to.

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The year ahead: Kindling Trust (Lessons learned and future goals for #Manchester #climate groups)

Manchester Climate Monthly asked several different groups about the challenges and lessons of 2012 and the goals for 2013. We published a small portion of the answers in the centre-spread of the January issue (which you can see here). Over the coming weeks we will publish the full answers provided by different groups…  Here are Kindling Trust‘s answers.

kindling1) What were the big successes of 2012?
For us the greatest success of 2012 was to grow to a team of nine people who work on projects that really compliment each other. Our fortnightly team meetings are exciting, challenging and practically focused on inter-related challenges and immediate opportunities.

The projects we are now working on are all driven by the need for a sustainable food system for Greater Manchester and we have learnt that the complex and inter-related challenges facing farmers, independent food business and NGOs dealing with food poverty are not going to be solved overnight or within the existing food system.

2) What were the big lessons learnt?
We’ve learnt many lessons about how we work, who we work with and what we work on. There are so many opportunities in our city and many distractions too and we continue to refine exactly what it is we are focused on.

One of the areas we are learning most is in the area of how we move from being a small tight-knit group to an organisation which engages a large number of people with a shared vision.

3) What we can expect from your organisation in 2013?
We have a great feeling about 2013! We started the year giving a presentation at the renowned Oxford Real Farming Conference and this weekend the nine strong team are off
to the Middlewood Ecology Study Centre for a strategy weekend to look at what’s in store for Kindling over the next few years.

We will continue to develop our existing projects in 2013, for example we start a new Commercial Organic Veg Growing course on the 16th February, we are co-ordinating
Greater Manchester’s involvement in the Big Dig National Event on 16th March and we have the 12th FeedingManchester planned for 23rd March in Bolton.

We are also starting a number of new exciting sustainable food projects later on in the year. For example we are at the advanced planning stages of working with a prison to
grow food as part of Manchester Veg People and looking to establish a FarmStart initiative – providing supported growing space for new commercial growers.

4) How will you know that 2013 has been a success and the lessons of 2012 have been implemented?
We will know if 2013 has been a success if the projects we are involved with are still flourishing and we have met a number of key targets. For example we aim to bring eight
new farmers into Manchester Veg People in 2013 and engage a thousand people in Community Gardens across Greater Manchester.

We hope the lessons learnt from 2012 are heeded in 2013 and this is partly why we have an annual strategy weekend to review our progress.

Thanks to Chris Walsh for these answers. Kindling recently put up a blog post about their strategy weekend.

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Upcoming Event: #organic food in #Salford – Biospheric Foundation, Thurs Feb 14th

Detaiils from here. Please pass on to anyone who lives in Salford or is interested in growing food…

“The nuts and bolts of this good thing:

Here at Whole Box we have several projects, within the Salford community, based around urban food development. We aim to support and transform Salford’s relationship with organic and local food. Over the next few months and years we aim to introduce a wide range of high quality urban food at competitive prices into our local communities.

We have also started work with the community to create a forest garden within Blackfriars, Salford. Thanks to our volunteers, the creation of Blackfriars Community Forest Garden is underway, with the bio-trenching complete and the first fruit trees planted in December 2012.

If you would like to get involved in the food revolution, join us to meet with people with similar values and aims, as we learn about techniques, reflect on our surroundings and help our community.

http://biosphericfoundation.com

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The year ahead: Tyndall Manchester (Lessons learned and future goals for #Manchester #climate groups)

Manchester Climate Monthly asked several different groups about the challenges and lessons of 2012 and the goals for 2013. We published a small portion of the answers in the centre-spread of the January issue (which you can see here). Over the coming weeks we will publish the full answers provided by different groups… First off, the Tyndall Centre Manchester.

tyndalmanchester1) What were the big successes of 2012?
The Tyndall Centre continues to push hard to ensure decisions on climate change made by policy makers, business leaders and wider civil society are informed by candid, independent and objective science and analysis. Our highlights from 2012 include:

  • detailed and ongoing work assessing the system-level carbon and sustainability implications of bioenergy with £3.5M of funding secured for the SUPERGEN Bioenergy Hub
  • a series of publications summarising research on emissions from shipping and options for radical and urgently reducing the sectors emissions
  • novel research detailing the opportunities for new-nuclear build to include district heating as a means for reducing gas combustion (and emissions) from domestic heating
  • discussing our shale gas research at a UK select committee, twice at the European Parliament, with the International Energy Agency and Shell, amongst others

2) What were the big lessons learnt?

  • UK car emissions are a relatively easy hit compared with many other sectors, yet the Dept for Transport is planning for only minor reductions over the coming decade, despite the ready availability of low-carbon technologies and policies to change car use.
  • Global shipping emissions are set to rise four fold compared with 1990 – yet the sector repeatedly describes this dramatic increase as a reduction, misleading policy makers and others
  • Shale gas is a high carbon energy option and has no part to play as a transition fuel if the UK, and other developed nations, are not to renege on their international climate change commitments

3) What we can expect from your organisation in 2013?

  • The first results from a four year project exploring the extra strain that both climate change impacts and policies to reduce emissions will place on the electricity grid
  • Increased interdisciplinary research with other parts of Manchester University including working with planners to identify key issues within electric cities and chemists on the impact of atmospheric emissions of methane
  • Greater emphasis on the sheer scale of the discrepancy between UK and global commitments on climate change and the reality of the policies being put in place
  • A major international conference in Dec 2013 at the Royal Society (London) – exploring the potential for rapid and urgent reductions in energy consumption – i.e. step-change reductions of around 50% to 70% within a decade

4) How will you know that 2013 has been a success and the lessons of 2012 have been implemented?
We work towards two key outcomes:
a) excellence in research judged by our peers across the international academic community,
b) research that has impact on public discourse and policy (and provides cutting edge basis for lectures).

The first, we will find out about from reviews like the Research Evaluation Framework and the citation of our work – we hope to punch above our weight in contributing to the science base. On the second, and at a personal rather than academic level, I think we would be most rewarded by observing strong signs of a U-turn in current emissions trends, globally and for the UK, and to feel like our arguments are gaining traction.

(Thanks to John Broderick and Kevin Anderson for these answers.)

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Something for the Weekend 18 January 2013 #Manchester #Climate

To kickstart your weekend, a bad joke:

  • What does one star say to another star when they meet?
  • Glad to meteor!

And this weekend, there three  “eco” events we know of:

Sat 19 2pm – 5.30pm  Everything you want to know about ‘In Place of Growth’, Methodist Central Hall

The workshop will be an opportunity to:

  • Learn about steady state economics
  • Discuss the suggestions in the report for developing steady state economics in Manchester
  • Add your ideas

You will be expected to have read the report beforehand. More information and the reports are available at http://steadystatemanchester.net/our-reports/

Sat 19th 4.30pm to 7.30pm Coffee Cranks Film Night at Pop Up Bikes Pop Up Bikes, Arch 5 Corporation Street, M4 4DG Manchester

Sun 20th, 5.30pm “Grow Your Own” Rusholme Film Club, The Birch Community Centre, Brighton Grove, M14 5JT.

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Grants for Greater #Manchester projects to increase #recycling and reduce waste

Please forward this information on to anyone who might be interested!

Recycle for Greater                   Manchester - ReSource

New Year, new funding…..

With Christmas behind us, now is a time to enter the New Year with new enthusiasm and fresh ideas for increasing recycling and reducing waste.

Recycle for Greater Manchester’s Community Waste Fund (CWF) is back to provide funding for projects that will help to reduce the amount of waste created in Greater Manchester.

A wide variety of groups has already been supported,

  • a tenant association, who encouraged local residents and businesses to recycle right,
  • a bike re-use workshop,
  • a social housing landlord who have set up a new furniture re-use organisation and shop, which is taking good quality furniture from their empty properties to help new tenants furnish their homes cheaply.

The next round of the CWF is now open for applications until the 15th February 2013.

Get in touch

If you have an idea but don’t know what to do next you can go to the website www.recycleforgreatermanchester.com and read the guidance notes and also find out what other  projects have been previously funded.

Please note the fund is only for projects in Greater Manchester.

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Newsflash: Leaked #Manchester #Climate Steering Group recruitment questionnaire!!

What a coincidence! On the very day that more information is finally released about the upcoming and ever-shrinking “Stakeholder Conference” [see here] on climate change, a plain brown envelope arrived at our offices, containing a bombshell.  It appears to be the new recruitment questionnaire for the Steering Group that is mis-organising the event.  Our mysterious source has also helpfully included the scoring table, so you can see how you will fare.  If any readers of MCFly get onto the Steering Group (elections are supposed to be held), we remind you that you got your head-start in life thanks to this blog post.

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